Okay, I'm going to give blogging another shot... I liked being able to give a little humor to those who read my posts too haha. So I am going to start off my new posting by providing you with a funny clip I came across when chillin' at the computer:
okay I'm off to pack to go back to school (finally break is over!!!)
I hope you like it! let me know what you think.....
I just want to assure anyone who still visits my blog that I am still alive. I am currently at the end of my soccer season and will be writing more soon (hopefully). going through some rough times right now...trying to figure stuff out (more on that later..maybe).
You'll be happy to know that the videos and such will be back too during this time.
I decided not to put anything special into this blog post. Why? Because I'm lazy today.
Four very important things:
1. My job is tedious but I'm doing well 2. Some piece of sh!t slide tackled me from behind in my soccer game and messed up my knee. 3. I'm going to start my own company when I get older and enough $$$. This is because of my experience in the corporate world and i already can't stand the politics of it. 4. What is up with girls?!
okay, those are my four random things.
I know you are probably pissed there isnt a movie/article/or picture.
Leave me some love... maybe if I feel enough love I'll bring back the vidz.
While surfing the net I came across this article. Are these peole serious!?
You will not BELIEVE this article.
[i][b]Want a Baby? Have Sex![/b]
London - A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.
Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.
A clinic spokesperson said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. - Ananova.com[/i]
Sorry, I'll have a video or picture again soon. Enjoy your day.
Okay, the movie link above is possibly one of the funniest news casts I have seen in a LONG time. This is just proof that there are some [u]REALLY[/u] ignorant people in the world. :lol:
Multiple instances of this clip are halarious, if you want, share with everyone what made you laugh the most.
I'm off to enjoy the rest of my saturday... or what's left of it.
The jokes came in and they were pretty good (most of them haha), the winner is a result of who made me actually laugh outloud.
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Congrats to JANEMMA
and here is her joke:
[i]My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring for my birthday so he could monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big $%^&#$@ red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.[/i]
It is safe to say that the past 48 hours. Mothers Day went well, my mom liked her Belgium Waffle maker haha. (tip: that is a perfect item to get anybody when you are out of ideas)
[b]So Sunday[/b] i had to get up early to go play soccer. I am in a Men's League so my 19yr old self plays against 19-26yr old people. It's all good though.
Good news is we won 5-0, bad news is I got a HUGE charley horse during the game and had to ice a lot. MORE bad news is my brother's girlfriend came over and she brought her cat and it ran into the woods behind our house. Soooooo we spent the WHOLE Mother's Day looking for the stupid thing (hasn't been found yet :? )
[b]I started my first day on the job today.[/b] I have an internship at Metaldyne. Yes, I have a cubical....What ever happend to the summers of watergun fights??
Okay, since i know a lot of you have just skipped to the bottom of this entry to look for the new video, here it is...enjoy!
hey everyone, I just wanted to write a quick blog. sorry these are so short but I'm really busy. I bought a new car though, a Ford Focus! It's a hatchback and is silver :D
I'm really pumped about that. But I am not pumped about starting work on Monday....Crap. I have soccer later today and a game tomorrow - so I'm going to be really busy.
Hope all of you enjoy this video clip. Personally, I laughed my ass off.
Hey everyone, I can across another interesting article that proves humans are dumber than they look. I encourage you to read on and discover what I am talking about (of course the title gives it away).
( By the way, I blame this incident on reality tv shows. This is because people watch these darn things and then get a thirst for drama) :roll:
[i][b]'Decomposed Hand' Actually A Plant Two Men Find Item Near Golf Course[/b]
POSTED: 11:49 am EDT May 6, 2004 UPDATED: 9:48 pm EDT May 6, 2004
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Columbus police were called to the river near Griggs Reservoir Thursday after two men claimed that they found a human hand, NewsChannel 4's Nancy Burton reported.
'Hand' Really A Plant
The men said they were at the 10th hole of the Frisbee Golf Course just off Dublin Road when a dog dragged what looked like a badly decomposed hand out of the woods.
A homicide detective was called to the scene. She then called investigators from the crime scene search unit.
The detective took the so-called hand to the coroner's office, and it was determined to be a plant.
"If it was my hand, I would want someone to call," said one of the men who found the item. "But we debated, should we call, should we not. So we called, and police took it as a prank at first."[/i]
alright, I am sorry, but this has gotta be short because I have a ton to unpack still and need to go get a drug test so I can start my job on Monday.
Well, my car is done for - needs a new engine. Good news about this is I get to start looking for a new car! :D I'm thinking a Ford Focus or something because they won't put that big of a dent into my wallet. (Thank God for the savings account!)
No video today, sorry - but heres a picture of me as a south park character... the microphone is because I sing of course!
Today I moved out of my college dorm and back home, yup my freshman year is over. I had so much stuff I had to fit into my parents' car, but that was just the beginning.
This task wouldn't have been that bad... except I partied my ass off last night and this morning I was, what they call, hung over. Ever try carrying a futon down some stairs backwards, in flipflops, with your dad yelling at you to move faster AND feeling like you need to throw up?... I'll tell you know, it sucks.
My favorite part of the day was when my car broke and had to be towed. So the tow truck took my POS car and I rode scrunched in my parents car. :x
I'm finally home, I have a crapload to unpack and put away, which I am saving till' later.
Enough of my bitching, I'm glad all of you that look at my blog enjoyed the video I included - so to please all you once again...
Check out this article I came across. I think it is time I move to Britain...and I mean A-Freaking-SAP! haha
[i][b]Public sex please, we're British 09:58 AEST Sun May 2 2004[/b]
PAAIN - More than half of British adults have had sex in a public place, a new survey reveals.
The annual sex poll by a men's magazine also found 56 per cent of men and women admitted to having been unfaithful in a relationship.
The internet survey by FHM magazine asked 856,263 questions on all aspects of sexual behaviour.
It found 60 per cent of people said they had sex in a public space, while one in three women had faked their orgasms.
Nearly a third of British men and 38 per cent of British women said they had lost their virginity at age 16 or under.
Commenting on the results, sex therapist Denise Knowles said: "It doesn't surprise me one bit that 56 per cent of people have been unfaithful.
"It's obvious that unfaithful behaviour has increased greatly over the years. There is more and more opportunity for affairs, with people going out more, and women going out to work.
"There is also a more relaxed attitude to sex and infidelity, and that kind of cocktail means more people are going to be unfaithful."
Speaking about sex in public spaces, the relationship expert added: "People are all looking for that buzz and adrenaline in all aspects of their lives.
"The idea of getting caught out has always been in the fantasy books."
FHM interviewed 25,000 men and women for the poll across the UK for the Great British Sex Survey.[/i]
I plan to move at the end of the month, anyone wanna join me? haha
Finals are coming up this week, and since it is the day before the they start, I did absoltely NOTHING! haha :wink:
My morning dilemma I woke up around 10:30 (earlier than usual) to start to move some of my stuff out of my room. My parents came to take some of my crap home early.
This was interesting because I had to hide my condoms (okay, I know that sounds retarded, but that is the last thing I want my mom to see in my college dorm room. She would become paranoid). I had to take them out of my desk, and fast because she was only a drawer away.
So I was clever and told her that my dad needed her. She went out of the room and I grabbed those suckers and threw them under my sheet on my bed.
Thinking i was slick, I continued to clean. However, I was in for a big surprise...
All of a sudden, my mom starts to make my bed!?!?! This is new for me since she hasn't done this in like 8 years! I mean, it's like God was saying, "Ferriman, I am going to put you in an ackward situation if it's the last thing I do".
So what did I do? I pulled the classic "WHAT'S THAT!?" and pointed, that's what I did! She turned around and i grabbed those things like free candy and threw them behind my dresser.
Well, my parents eventually left and I went to get my condoms - but I could not reach them... and I still can't. :? Crap.
The rest of my day consisted of NOT studying for finals and instead sleeping... ugh..(oh yea, i know my post times are screwed up for this thing... i gotta fix that)
Let me start by saying I hate the end of something. An end always means a new beginning. The end of my freshman year in college is here (finals are this coming week)... But now I have to become responsible and go to my internship everyday 40hours a week. On top of that I have to train for soccer next season. DAMN!
The only time I used to like the end of the year was elementary school. That was the shit because you could play all day and have "sleepovers"... those where the days. Sadly we had nothing to reference to so did not know HOW good they actually were.
Poem:
It is the end, I'm left to ponder... what now.... I feel like I am starting all over again.
Life is F L Y I N G by, put on the airbrakes s t o p the beginning from beginning.
First of all, guys, we don't do this enough. The girls are right, we just want to get right to it. I myself struggle with it being the college guy I am - because when you drink a little you don't feel like it. But there are some perks.
First of all, I want girls to know that, yes, guys like a little foreplay, you just have to do the right thing.
[b]EXAMPLE (PG13, haha):
Strattle your guy and start on his neck and ear. The ear is the key here. You can whisper stuff that we want to hear. The best thing is to whisper something that lets you know how much you want us.[/b]
This tactic works for girls to guys... but whipser something about how they make you FEEL... the "feel" thing is key here because girls like that kind of thing.
Guys, invest in foreplay and she will be MUCH happier - and if she is happy, you'll be happy!
I wanna peoples comments/tips/suggestions on this matter. I will then make a blog responding to them, keep it PG13...or R i don't care haha.
So this is tBLOG. So far my opinion is not really formed because it is 3:21am and finals are this coming week. I have used LiveJournal before, and some of my friends use it too, but whatever it was worth procrastinating to find this site.
Let me say something in regards to tBLOG. I wil NEVER pay for the "custom" background crap. I mean, this is free! Americans are always looking for that extra lousy buck. It's the whole "foot in the door phenomenon" (for those who are familiar with psychology).
Okay, I'm outa here, leave a comment if you think would actually be interested in following my opinions. They will range from sports, politics, parties, religion... whatever is fun to talk about.
